850 Murphy's Laws app for iPhone and iPad

850 Murphys Laws

Murphy must never have imagined that his casual statement would someday become law! Murphys Laws symbolize the error-prone nature of people and processes.

Sample Murphys Laws:

1. Murphys Law
If something can go wrong, it will.

2. Murphys Law
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

3. Murphys Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

4. Murphys Law
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

5. Murphys Law
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

6. Murphys Law
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

7. Murphys Law
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

8. Murphys Law
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

9. Murphys Law
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and hell believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and hell have to touch to be sure.

10. Murphys Law
The first myth of management is that it exists.

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